When I think of Love

Tuesday, March 19, 2013

    I think it is safe to say that I have publically labeled myself as stingy,as a bargain shopper and a lover of all good sales. And I know I promised not to dedicate too much of my attention to my beloved, but this time I have to share.
    Well, I must be honest, finding a man who loves a sale is one of the most attractive traits in my mind!  Of course, one who will never spend a dime isn't exactly what I had in mind. No, no no! That won't do! What I mean is the type that of man who is frugal in his daily living, who seeks for deals to save himself that extra penny, but who still allows himself to occassionally splurge upon his lady. Oh my dear friends, I must confess, I have found the man who does just that. He makes my heart sing; his name is Graham. He looks like this:


That's a real wooden heart.



    One of my favorite things about my sweet angel is the fact that he is also a cheapskate! For real folks. Don't think so? Lets reflect: I was spouting off my intention to create my own headboard and bedframe (because I am, under no circumstances, putting a huge mount of money into an expensive frame to be partially covered by a bedskirt. At least not now)  when he suddenly interrupted---
"Hold up, no. We have a mattress, we have the boxsprings. We don't need a bedframe."
"So... what? You want us to sleep on the floor?"
"The floor? We won't be on the floor- we have the mattress!!!"
 "Um... Graham it is only forty dollars!"
  "Oh! Now you're speaking my kind of language!"

    What a man, what a man, what a mighty good man.

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When I think of Love

Tuesday, March 19, 2013

    I think it is safe to say that I have publically labeled myself as stingy,as a bargain shopper and a lover of all good sales. And I know I promised not to dedicate too much of my attention to my beloved, but this time I have to share.
    Well, I must be honest, finding a man who loves a sale is one of the most attractive traits in my mind!  Of course, one who will never spend a dime isn't exactly what I had in mind. No, no no! That won't do! What I mean is the type that of man who is frugal in his daily living, who seeks for deals to save himself that extra penny, but who still allows himself to occassionally splurge upon his lady. Oh my dear friends, I must confess, I have found the man who does just that. He makes my heart sing; his name is Graham. He looks like this:


That's a real wooden heart.



    One of my favorite things about my sweet angel is the fact that he is also a cheapskate! For real folks. Don't think so? Lets reflect: I was spouting off my intention to create my own headboard and bedframe (because I am, under no circumstances, putting a huge mount of money into an expensive frame to be partially covered by a bedskirt. At least not now)  when he suddenly interrupted---
"Hold up, no. We have a mattress, we have the boxsprings. We don't need a bedframe."
"So... what? You want us to sleep on the floor?"
"The floor? We won't be on the floor- we have the mattress!!!"
 "Um... Graham it is only forty dollars!"
  "Oh! Now you're speaking my kind of language!"

    What a man, what a man, what a mighty good man.

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